Kelly Herrera
eliotglazer: This guy (on the right, not Tony Hawk) researched my e-mail address just to call me “a douchier, more hipster d-list Perez Hilton wannabe.”  UPDATE: He added “Don’t choke on your boyfriend’s santorum tonight,” which is EXACTLY what gay people do! We eat each other’s poop and then we choke on it! I refuse to suggest he make a “Shit Obese Snowboarders With The E-mail Address phishy11@aol.com Say” response video. Two things: 1) He looks just like his mama, the COUPON QUEEEEEEN.  2) My husband is from NYC.  It’s hard to make him laugh (it’s my daily goal to try) and he was literally crying from your video.  I happened upon your clip from “Starting Over” with the cupcakes, and he said, “I used to watch that show everyday when I was sick.”  So, I’ve been laughing about that for a good two hours.  I need a GIF of that Braxton sister’s “healing exercise” where she beat random shit with a bat. 

eliotglazer:

This guy (on the right, not Tony Hawk) researched my e-mail address just to call me “a douchier, more hipster d-list Perez Hilton wannabe.” 

UPDATE: He added “Don’t choke on your boyfriend’s santorum tonight,” which is EXACTLY what gay people do! We eat each other’s poop and then we choke on it!

I refuse to suggest he make a “Shit Obese Snowboarders With The E-mail Address phishy11@aol.com Say” response video.

Two things:

1) He looks just like his mama, the COUPON QUEEEEEEN. 

2) My husband is from NYC.  It’s hard to make him laugh (it’s my daily goal to try) and he was literally crying from your video.  I happened upon your clip from “Starting Over” with the cupcakes, and he said, “I used to watch that show everyday when I was sick.”  So, I’ve been laughing about that for a good two hours.  I need a GIF of that Braxton sister’s “healing exercise” where she beat random shit with a bat. 

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4 months ago
  1. boomigotyaboyfriendigotyoman reblogged this from eliotglazer and added:
    Two things: 1) He looks just like his mama,...COUPON QUEEEEEEN. 2) My husband is from NYC....
  2. dailybez said: HAHAHAHA
  3. theapiary said: Not to generalize, but people with AOL email addresses usually have chromosomal abnormalities. Don’t hurt the kid too much.
  4. khealywu said: Tony Hawk like really doesn’t want to be in this picture.
  5. zachdionne said: Dude. 137,000 views. Please ignore the haters!
  6. barthur said: i wish tony hawk called you that
  7. ohrohin said: to your credit: you have more hair than perez. point: YOU, not perez, and not Tony Hawk.
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